Now I’m over the kidney infection I’ve got no excuse – I even got back to handstands this morning – so I’ve hopped back on the fruit and vegetables wagon again. I want to lose another 5kg which will take, precisely, FIVE weeks. And I really am a lot better when I stay totally on it and I’m then not remotely interested in white bread, meat, pasta, or, CUSTARD DOUGHNUTS.

They are amazing.